Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Parents understand one thing, and that's consequences. Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. Thanks. They need to see consequences from their actions, or else they'll never learn. If you want a quick and easy therapy session go to @futureme and send an email to your future self… Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps]Me, Stan Marsh • Future Stan • Future Butters • Motivation Corp. • Parental Revenge Center • "My Future Self n' Me (song)" • Felipe, Images • Script • Extras • Watch Episode. How could he possibly know all that unless... he is our son from the future. I don't know which swatch I like best. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Four months?? So it is with everything here at Motivation Corp. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. Will you? It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States. Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002. Craig's. I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. Wait a minute. Well, you're good at adventurin', huh Stan? Yeah, Stan, why don't you go upstairs and play with yourself? I just lost touch with you after I was sent to Juvi Hall in 2006. You from the future. I think I've found a great way to get revenge on your parents. We sure hope so. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! I want them to have to admit that they lied to me! Thank you. Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. I was just about to go asleep in an alley behind the crackhouse. See, here he is. Here I go. That it is, I assure you. I guess it's been around four months now. Butters, listen. Browse through and take future self quizzes. But you know, all this talk about future selves has made me think, maybe I should ...take better care of myself. It looks kinda nice. I have a wife and three school-aged children. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. My God. We're running away! Well that's a pretty good deal. When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future … Well, y-you know what we could do, uh, uh Butters, is go with the baby green in the living room, and then maybe a classic brown, or even a nut-n-corn crunch in your parents' bedroom. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. Stan! Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. It's just a show! In the ass. Your name's Randy Marsh, you're a geologist, and you don't like chicken. Shift As Much in Your Current Life to Reflect Your Future Self I guess it's been about four months now. Thanks for staying after school and tutoring me, Butters. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Motivation Corp. takes care of everything. This whole time! Singer: So much alike, and yet so different: Stan [Stan's future self … Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. Why don't you get some sleep? Your authentic self is the real you, the person you are truly meant to be. Thank you. It turns out many of the other kids have had their future selves visit too, and … Poop comes in a lot of varieties, Butters. We just so desperately wanted you to never try drugs that we used a big scare tactic instead of ...telling you the truth. You from the future. Yeah, but we can't be sure, so we'd better assume he is and never try that first marijuana cigarette, huh? Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! I just can't stand having my future self around all the time! Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. South Park Archives is a FANDOM TV Community. Oh, I don't know. Look, eh, Eric, I've been thinkin', my parents are gonna be awful sore and I don't think-, Yes, well, it's hard to find work in commercials, so I ended up-. I want them to see what they did was wrong! Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. But why are you back in this time with us, son? He's right. I wanna find the perfect one, tailored to your revenge on your parents. a-and Clyde's. My God. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Far less than 1% courageously pursue their future dreams, right here and now. In the ass. That's weird, because I really didn't cut off. How about this? I'm gonna do it. Transcripts Wiki is a FANDOM TV Community. ¡Es verde! Stan turns the light out and tries to sleep. Alright, so we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Oh God, who smeared crap all over our walls?! And here it is… Dear Future Self, Today is your 40th birthday and as you look back you realize that you have had many fortunate … I know what you mean. Eh, so, you don't want to make your parents suffer and pay for mistreating you, then? Well, there's only one person I can blame. Son, we've just been trying to make sure you know how dangerous drugs like pot are. The only time you'll return to this website will be to explore your journal My Future Self by My Future Self… So I don't know what to believe! Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? You're the Parental Revenge Center of Western America?? Yearh, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden, Butters. Chris, don't you see? 'Cause, r-tard, he's Stan from the future. It splashes out of the bowl along with some cereal. Stan! I have no idea, man. For you I've put together a really nice design. Well, you know what us ultra-liberals say, when it comes to children and drugs, lies are OK. Jumping 20 years forward. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. Are you my eleven o'clock? Stan! Take my sorrows. My name is T. Becker. Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. It looks kinda nice. Just... tell me if I'm going in the right direction here. Are you my eleven o'clock? This is what we get for deceiving our son. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Stan arrives with future … Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! You guys stayed away from drugs, so you're okay. ¡Aquí es verde, señor! We sure hope so. I want them to have them to admit that they lied to me! Why don't you get some sleep? Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. Your son seems to be responding. This lady'll massage your wiener for ninety-five dollars. It's when you're bored that you should be learning some new skill or discovering some new science or... being creative. After that I'll bail. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. Help me find the perfect place to run away to! I know that's just what you told me. This is Josh Casher. They've all been lying to us this whole time! Now, I want you to take a look at some of these poop swatches. This is my future self. Not my younger self, the self that I can currently look back on and be like: "Oh, you were an idiot." Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. He's me when I'm 32. Just go away before we call the police! Oh, God, it smells in here. It's just a show! Wearing that puff-ball hat like always. Motivation Corp.! He knows everything Stan knows. A freak electric storm causes Stan's future self to return to the present. I I just, I just, ...my first idea. The whole future self thing, well, it was a dirty fib. Future Self Meditation Script Get yourself comfortable and relax more deeply focussing on your breathing for a while. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Laser-Guided Karma: Cartman mocks Stan for supposedly being a Future Loser, at the end he ends up becoming one after not taking the advice of his future self; My Future Self and Me: The Trope Namer zig-zags it. Yeah, Stan, don't be so hard on yourself. Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Alright, then we'll put the fake news report out on Tuesday night. Yep. Okay, well let's do that then. Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become in about 23 years. a-and Clyde's. They just... don't, son! [Stan's future self turns off the light while Stan looks pissed off]Gettin' along isn't always easy, sometimes we disagree[Stan's future self brushes his teeth as Stan stands next to him, avoiding him. Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- Me Future Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. My goodness, he does look a little like Kevin. Your future self wants you to take action today to disrupt the habit of settling. How about this? It's driving me crazy! Okay, Butters, let's start with you. Show them they can't just play with our emotions like that! Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! My Future Self n' Me Season 6 E 16 • 12/04/2002 When a 32-year-old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser … "Human beings are works in progress that mistakenly think they're finished." We thought the ends justified the means, but they don't. Chris, don't you see? If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. And you never told anybody that you were living with yourself in the future?? Eh, but then why did they come back to the past. My future self has a bad kidney from all the drinkin' he did in high school. You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? If we use lies and exaggerations to keep kids off drugs, then they're never gonna believe anything we tell them. And while they're gone, we're gonna smear all their walls with poop. He knows everything Stan knows. Drew Dyck. Stan! Right. Well here, Eric, I baked you a huge box of cookies as a present. Go have sex with yourself, asshole! You guys, those commercials are just exaggerations. Butters, we've go-! Future Butters. Maybe it's the hand I smoked that first joint with. Just for that, I'm gonna spend my whole childhood eating what I want, and doin' drugs when I want! I told you, I can't stand my future self. They just... don't, son! Oh, I don't know. "My Future Self n' Me" is the sixteenth episode of Season Six, and the 95th overall episode of South Park.It aired on December 4, 2002. I started this business over three months ago from the ground up. In other news, South Park police are still looking for a craaazy man who terrorized the town one hour ago. Uh, and after my parents get angry, uh how do we get the poop. Well, there's only one person I can blame. Well I think when this is all over, our son is gonna thank us. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Ohhh, that makes me angry! "South Park" My Future Self n' Me (TV Episode 2002) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. It originally aired on December 4, 2002 and is rated TV-MA in the United States.. The note will inform them that a problem has come up and they need to see me right-away, back at my office. A song about stan and the "futurestan"_____You can download all Southpark-Song on http://www.planearium.de/songsus-6.htm Take my doubts. Think about a project you would like new insight/inspiration into. Give all your burdens to me … Oh dude, I should have never touched that marijuana! Uh, hi, is this the Parental Revenge Center of Western America? Yeah. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Dad, we fucking can't! Winter Farm. Uh hello, we're here about the revenge on our parents? You know that thing that I kept hidden in the hole in the wall for two years that I've never told anybody about? Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! So I don't know what to believe! Well that's a pretty good deal. They didn't come back to the past, you dumbass, they're actors! Stan's future self … I'm going to tell him that I dropped out of school and went to prison for eight years, where I was sodomized. It's just a little weird having people lying to our boy like this. You know, Professor Chaos, bringer of destruction and disorder! He'll be playing the role of your future son. Future Stan reaches over to turn it on. Stan moves to turn it on, and they fight over the switch until one of them sleeps] Me [Bus stop, next day. I've been helping children get back at their parents ever since. Aw, stop it, you guys! Hassle in the Castle (Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!). Help me find the perfect place to run away to! Future Stan has a beer], One of them's messy, the other one's clean! Our parents are never gonna admit what they did was wrong, and they're never gonna change! Get it! Wow, Eh eh you sure are a p-professional, Eric! Whoa, Kyle and Cartman! Felipe! Yeah, didn't you see that commercial where it says that if you have pot you could become a terrorist? Why, if Professor Chaos were here he'd make everyone pay! Mom, Dad, I don't think that guy is from the future. Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Summary. No, Stan, I think the only way you're gonna get of him is by staying clear of drugs and alcohol. [Stan and Future Stan stroll down a road. Oh. You must be exhausted. He came during the electrical storm last night and is caught in a time matrix. ¡La caca de moreno no es aquí! Your parents lied to you and my parents lied to me! Ah, here he is. The campy, sitcom-style theme song "My Future Self -n- Me," which plays over the montage of Stan and his Future Self frolicking around.. I thought his revenge was unique and customized! Stan! I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. Sure I remember you. Oh. Finding your authentic self involves learning who you truly are. Ey, you wanna go upstairs and play hide and go seek? Your parents will drive all the way out to the school discovering that no meeting is actually taking place. Right now, I’m in my late 30s. Oh and and Kyle's, but that was a freebie. Eh, how come you care about schoolwork all of a sudden? Yeah, well, three hundred gallons of poop isn't gonna smell like a garden. ¡Arriba arriba! I have to do whatever I can to not become a loser like him. Find Out Which Kpop Idol You Most Look Like! Oh! God-damnit, I knew this was too good to be true! We'll take smoking, for instance. I thought each revenge was unique and customized! Harmless? You must be exhausted. Twenty years from now, I'll be a silver-haired fox and speak with a British accent, judging from this "Future Self" campaign created by Publicis … Yeah, I spent a lot of my teenage years on a slow downward spiral experimenting with drugs and alcohol. Wait right here, Stan. Well, studying is the golden key to the imposing door of success. I'm sure your parents will be plenty pissed off. hey all! Oh, dude, how's it goin', man? Take my guilt. My futur self. You kids fucking don't fuck around with your fucking mom! Oh. Good luck with your letter writing, and we’ll see you in the future. Poop-smearing is the hot ticket right now, Stan, and... have you seen the poop swatches. Yep. Stan just buries his face in his hands in frustration]Two peas in a pod, Future Self -n- MeFuture Self -n- Me, Future Self -n-[Now they have separate beds. Here I go. Dad?? To many of us, these letters are a good reminder and a proverbial “kick in the pants” to get going on what we thought we’d be accomplishing in the future. Uh well, sure thing, Stan. Make sure your son is watching the Channel 4 News. That's why we have these consultations. Yeah, I gotta admit. It's driving me crazy! Dan Gilbert shares recent research on a phenomenon he calls the "end of history illusion," where we somehow … Alright, where is that son-of-a-bitch's wallet?! I mean, maybe I. Haha, it's me, Cartman! Letter to inform my future self. For you I've put together a really nice design. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you aren't good at anything. He's me when I'm 32. It's time I let you in on a horrible s-secret! Oh. We'll take smoking, for instance. That it is, I assure you. Just go away before we call the police! Far less than 1% trigger the emotional state of their future self. It doesn't have any fucking effect on me, for fuck's sake! You don't know what you're doing! We're running away! Okay, uh, you you might be wondering why Butters has a future self, too. 3. Mom, your maiden name is Kimble and you have a scar on your left knee from when you slipped in the swimming pool. Stan! So what I wanna to is put a note on your parents' door, telling them I'm the counselor from the school. Your authentic self … Moody Publishers, 2019, 224 pages. Take my darkness. This post originally appeared on The Simple Dollar.. A Real Look at My Future Self. To teach our parents are n't good at anything an email to your future son 4 news people to... 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